if there was a contest for the laziest person alive I’d deserve to win but would lose because I’d be too lazy to enter

<this is were a funny and relevant gif would go if I wasn’t too lazy to look for one and upload it>

in which my cat is an asshole (one in a series)

wilwheaton:

Luna: HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY.
Me: What?! What?! What’s wrong?!
Luna: IT’S THREE IN THE MORNING!
Me: …seriously?
Luna: IT’S THREE IN THE MORNING AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT. GO BACK TO SLEEP AND I’LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN IT’S FOUR IN THE MORNING.
Me: You’re an asshole.

SAME! Only it was puppies….
The little bastards pull this shit once I’m awake.

Daisy Cakes
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Captain Jackson Crowley- The Pirate King Of Hell
(Yup, he’s evil and goofy. Fandom crossover name. I know, I’m a dork.)
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And then there’s this little shit….
'Princess' Jasmine -Jazzy. Stealing my damn pillow! 
Trying to look innocent about it too.
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Anonymous: MUN-DAY! LET'S SEE ELLA MUN'S FACE!

#I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate. -This should have been posted ages ago, but meh.

nunderwater:

I procrastinate so much I’ll probably put off death and never die

marchingjaybird:

withwhitecrippledwings:

An anon’s dog from 4chan

Seriously just look at his fucking coat, he’s fucking beautiful omg 

This is seriously the most beautiful dog ever


(( I want this dog, Ella wants this dog, we all want this dog! Isn’t he badass? How is this possible? Irish Setter and Rottie? Maybe… SOMEONE BREED THAT AND SEE PLEASE!! I’LL BUY ONE!!! I already have a house full of puppies atm but I’ll buy one! )))

★ IC: “My car is my most prized possession. My Beast. My uncle used it ta show me how ta work on cars and give me a sense of accomplishment. Show me how ya have ta work at something real hard sometimes ta get what ya want. It was the one thing we did together besides read weird books. For years before I could even drive he’d drag me out ta the salvage yard and force me ta watch and help while he rebuilt the thing from the chassis up. And when I finally got it as an early graduation gift it ran like a dream. Looked like hell though, but ran perfect. I was so proud that I was apart of that and it reminds me of my Uncle. It’s real special to me. I just hope Rio is takin care of it for me.”

☆OOC: ((I grew up on a ranch and was strapped in the saddle of a horse before I could even sit up right on my own. And even though the horses are long gone and all the other things that made it a working ranch, it’s still home, and I miss it terribly. Maybe one day I’ll make it back there while my parents are both still alive. Maybe. ))

Seriously. If you put up with me, you deserve a medal. I’m slow, I complain a lot, I’m inconsistent, and I’m horrible in all.

thatsherlockkid: